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Olympe

Olympe is the most beautiful person on the planet. She's so funny that lamas can't stop looking at her. She is as generous as a slice of Comté.

What is better than a slice of a french cheese anyway ?
OMG, Olympe just ate all the cheese on the table !
by jobijoba June 6, 2017
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masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021
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Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!
Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)
Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!
by Rflow5 May 2, 2022
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Olympic big top

If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Olympic games

The name says everything you need to know about them, they are games. Anybody that tries to tell you the athletes aren't there to play because they are the most skilled athletes in the world at their event doesn't know what they are talking about. No matter how competitive a game can get, no matter what is on the line, and no matter what record is broken, it is always going to be just a game, and nothing more. Good Will Hunting explained it, some people can just play at an instrument, Will could just play at equations, and athletes can just play at their sport. Of course it will require time, effort, training, and practice to play well, the same kind of dedication peole put toward their jobs, but it really is still just playing at the end of the day. Most people in the world don't clock in for a work day at a gym because it's not a work place, it's somewhere people go to practice or train at their talent, not their work.
Talent and work are not the same thing, which is why most people go to work, then they play on their time off if they do at all (sports, other things if they have a talent at anything). The Olympic Games are not leisure in the sense that most people have of leisure, they are not the same thing as vacation, they require more time, energy, effort, and dedication than vacation or leisure, but they are still games, and as long as they are games, the athletes in them are playing. Any time somebody starts calling anything called games or sports something else, or says that athletes or players are not playing, they are doing something else, is missing the point and calling things something other than what they are.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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Nightmare Olympics

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
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