Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
by jesserplex July 19, 2017
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.
by AnnaRandom November 19, 2020
Get the Jessemug. He is an complete idiot who has no sense of human kind he his the worst type of person who tries to get all the girls but fails miserably and he is an huge pervert. Also he has a small wenie
Jesse sucks
by Freddy is ready June 29, 2016
Get the Jessemug. A whore, who is blonde and loves tadhgs. She loves stealing people's boyfriends. She can't play any sport and is a terrible friend, she loves fucking strangers
Omg she's jess
by Yourmama356421 May 19, 2017
Get the JESSmug. the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)
by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009
Get the Jessemug. As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.
Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."
by heheheboi November 8, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A Jess Is A Hot And Sexy Girl Who Has a Wonderful Personality Who Will Always
Make You Smile And is An Overall great Friend.
If you Are lucky enough to date a jess then You Should Keep Her Because There Aren't Many Out There So you better start looking
Make You Smile And is An Overall great Friend.
If you Are lucky enough to date a jess then You Should Keep Her Because There Aren't Many Out There So you better start looking
Jess Is A Lovely Sweet Girl
by xd Execution November 15, 2018
Get the Jessmug.