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San Diego Charg-her

A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.
Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...
by SeanMG December 6, 2006
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Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker
by Your mom April 28, 2004
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To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.
Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'
by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008
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North Korean Depth Charge

The act of someone taking a shit on another persons pillow by shitting in the pillow case so the victim doesn't see it leading to a smelly nights sleep because of the fat turd you left in their pillow case.
"During camp I pranked a counselor by leaving a north korean depth charge in his pillow case and thats why for the last 2 weeks of camp he was in a shitty mood."
by T-rent October 16, 2018
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San Diego Charg-him

cont...

Sean: So basically you had a San Diego Charg-him with Carl, instead of a San Diego Charg-her?
Dave: Yep.
Sean: gay.
by SeanMG December 6, 2006
mugGet the San Diego Charg-himmug.
John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.
by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009
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