Ness

The true identity of the fictional character Sans undertale

Sans is ness

by Ugotdud November 13, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

ness

A modifier for any persons name to indicate truness of self without placing oneself above or below any other individual...

Drewness, Jayness, Heatherness

by AndieLee July 2, 2011

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025