crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG February 19, 2007

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

meth mop

A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.

Tiffany is jumping person to person smoking their shit up she's. Yeah it's cause she's a meth mop

by Bpart7903 March 30, 2023

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

ball mop

A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻

Omg I cummed all over the bed I'm so sorry!!
It's ok I have a ball mop :)

by Meghansavagelol November 22, 2016

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed July 18, 2015

jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

by D mizzel for shizzel May 28, 2015