book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

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penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

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Dirty Melody

When you use a weed pipe to masturbate and pack a bowl to smoke with your friends without telling them.

I knew that smelled weird, I think she just did a dirty melody with it.

by KatyaVulture July 13, 2019

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Melodious

A state of being Melody. Very beautiful, sexy, outgoing, and ambitous.

She's so Melodious

by MelloMissa August 23, 2011

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metodi

He is an animal in bed. No woman can decline him. He has the biggest dick from all in Bulgaria and the Balkans. He is a gym lad and has the biggest muscular body ever. He is a bear. Metodi's like BMW and Mercedes.

Man: What are you going to do later?
Metodi : Go to the gym...

Man: What are you going to do with here later?
Metodi : Fuck her and go to the gym.

Man: Къде си бе братко Методе?

Metodi : Ооооооо братле тук съм...

by Ебача_17 January 9, 2018

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