a place with cold french fries, crushed burgers and good chicken nuggets lead by a predator clown named ronald mcdonald
by PoopyTurd August 08, 2019
McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.
Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
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by Canid-Kaiba April 08, 2016
Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
by Ronald Mc.Anal March 02, 2020
a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.
teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010