Max

Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...

Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*

by Sootyash April 10, 2019

Max

The best person ever, a good looking sexy beast that everyone needs in their lives :)

I love max

by Wet cloth March 17, 2019

Max

Max has huge biceps

Max is that guy standing over there

by Therealskier May 2, 2018

Max

He will suck your dick

girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex

by a weine November 4, 2019

Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.

I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.

by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019

Max

Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock

Wow!!! That Max is taking 25 inches!!!

by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019

Max

Max is the latin word for tiny pp he is very small and unpubertized man he big gay

guy: omg who is that

guy 2: oh that’s tiny (max)

by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019