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Max

Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
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He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
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Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends
Max is a little trump
by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019
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Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.
Lmao look at max. what dat boi up to now...
by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020
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short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants

also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
You: was popin jimbo
them: what...
you: just bein' a max
them: i like max
by gayestfaium December 5, 2017
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Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
Girl: I fucked max!
Friend: omg! I heard he had a massive penis!
by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020
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Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
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