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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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Nathan Martinez

The most handsome, caring, funny, Beautiful, God loving man that will treat you like a princess till the end of your days. His body is forged perfect for hugs and his lips are soft and he is a very good kisser. We love Nathan Martinez
Woah, Nathan Martinez is such an amazing man! He’s definitely going places! <3
by ThatgirlinloveMisty April 7, 2024
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Anthony Arroyo Martinez

The marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king.
Anthony Arroyo Martinez is my marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king
by Ant’s Fanboy January 6, 2024
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