mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Army Mommy

A muscle mommy who has or is serving in the army or navy

DAMN, that girl gotta be an army mommy

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

emily's mommy

the hottest milf you have ever seen

emily's mommy is a milf #penis #pur

by robokio March 2, 2022

mommy mulkers

You can’t spell you dumb bitch

Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid”

by Jocloud July 25, 2021

Zucker Mommy

You @jalienss

I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.

by TheBigCoom December 6, 2021

Fire Mommy

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.

Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.

by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016

angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

by maryannmaria February 8, 2018