lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Organizational Lying

Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.

Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.

by BalancedHeads May 23, 2012

Fat lying

When you majorly fail to tell the truth.

My mom told me the truth last night, I know you are fat lying.

by dickydanceroutine March 7, 2022

Wade-ly

Wade-ly is the dood
NUFF said for sure

He is a God (although not like Kratos)

A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once

A great person from start to finish

Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)

He does indeed wear goggles in the pool

Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows

He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked

See that man over there? That... That is a Wade-ly

Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...

by TheManUB3 January 4, 2024

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Saras-ly

Something that is seriously good, but with the Gujarati touch.

Seriously good?

*in a Gujarati accent* saras-ly good

by Wannabe gujju November 21, 2023