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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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Landon Carter

Landon is the following;

Gay: The most common term to refer to homosexual individuals, particularly men, as well as a general term for LGBTQ+ people.
Homosexual: An outdated and often clinical-sounding term, historically used to pathologize gay and lesbian people.
Queen: A gay man, often one who is flamboyant or effeminate. Various types include Drag Queen, Gym Queen, and Size Queen.
Twink: A slim, young, and often hairless gay man.
Bear: A larger, hairier, and often older gay man.
Cub: A younger version of a Bear.
Otter: A gay man who is slim but hairy.
Daddy: An older gay man.
Zaddy: An exceptionally attractive and fashionable older gay man.
Screamer: 1950s slang for a man who is obviously gay.
Gay Cat: In 19th and early 20th-century American hobo slang, a younger man who engaged in sexual acts with older hobos.

Offensive slurs and reclaimed terms
Many words originally used as slurs have been reclaimed by some in the LGBTQ+ community, but their use is highly sensitive and generally inappropriate for outsiders.

Faggot: One of the most offensive slurs used against gay men, historically associated with violence.
Poofter/Poof/Pouf: British slur for gay men.
Limp-wristed: An insult for gay men perceived as effeminate.
Homo: A shortened and often hostile version of "homosexual".
Landon Carter is a damn faggot, have you seen the size of tiny penis?
by vrqiczz October 23, 2025
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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Landon

A person with brown eyes and blonde hair. He normally rides in cars for fun. He is normally is gay.He enjoys watching memes and making YouTube videos. He normally is found saying oh Billy and what are you doing in my swamp. Landon is a good friend but flirts with all expecially his mom. He is fun and very funny. And he is normally a Jake Pauler
by Gucci-Gang-Slayer March 7, 2018
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landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
haha "landon" your so funny
by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
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landon

a guy that can’t take things seriously. is charming but just forget it lol. He is kind and is pretty nice. has a good personality. And tends to make ppl laugh. He is generally a good person and cares for you if he loves you. He can get very shy. But he Is very outgoing once you get to know him
landon
by Kris3n123 May 9, 2021
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