A sport where very wealthy people, that often live in India, China, Turkey, and caves in England, take all their money out of the bank in only fives and twenties. They then find a spot out side or in a basement of a family of six, place there fives and twenties on the ground and sleep on top of the money. At 5:26 am they wake up and go find a hott girl from ages 14 through 24 or a male at the age of 45, jump on his or her back, and fucks the person untill 7:26 am, then runs back to their money pile, and goes to sleep at 7:30 am.
Oh my god Ashley! I was walking to Daniels house last night when this very attractive Homless Rich Booty Jumper mounted me. It was a blast. Literally.
by Balltickler January 8, 2011
Get the Homless Rich Booty Jumpermug. That one Mexican border jumping monke
Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!
(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)
Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!
(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)
by amerlex March 4, 2022
Get the amerlex aka border jumpermug. Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.
by alphahooker November 22, 2004
Get the The Jumpers are Dropping Streamersmug. by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007
Get the goat fucking tree house jumpermug. Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
by Officialsdays November 9, 2020
Get the November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper daymug. by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
Get the Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumpermug. The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
Get the time jumpermug.