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Homless Rich Booty Jumper

A sport where very wealthy people, that often live in India, China, Turkey, and caves in England, take all their money out of the bank in only fives and twenties. They then find a spot out side or in a basement of a family of six, place there fives and twenties on the ground and sleep on top of the money. At 5:26 am they wake up and go find a hott girl from ages 14 through 24 or a male at the age of 45, jump on his or her back, and fucks the person untill 7:26 am, then runs back to their money pile, and goes to sleep at 7:30 am.
Oh my god Ashley! I was walking to Daniels house last night when this very attractive Homless Rich Booty Jumper mounted me. It was a blast. Literally.
by Balltickler January 8, 2011
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amerlex aka border jumper

That one Mexican border jumping monke

Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!

(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)
amerlex aka border jumper is so dumb 🤡🤡🤡🤡 how can amerlex jump the border so fast? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by amerlex March 4, 2022
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The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.
After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers
by alphahooker November 22, 2004
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goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007
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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day
Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
by Officialsdays November 9, 2020
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PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle
by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021
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No jumper

When somebody has no game, can’t talk to girls, and gets nervous around them.
Nah jah got no jumper he folded when the females got near
by LAbaby505 March 26, 2024
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