Homless Rich Booty Jumper

A sport where very wealthy people, that often live in India, China, Turkey, and caves in England, take all their money out of the bank in only fives and twenties. They then find a spot out side or in a basement of a family of six, place there fives and twenties on the ground and sleep on top of the money. At 5:26 am they wake up and go find a hott girl from ages 14 through 24 or a male at the age of 45, jump on his or her back, and fucks the person untill 7:26 am, then runs back to their money pile, and goes to sleep at 7:30 am.

Oh my god Ashley! I was walking to Daniels house last night when this very attractive Homless Rich Booty Jumper mounted me. It was a blast. Literally.

by Balltickler January 8, 2011

amerlex aka border jumper

That one Mexican border jumping monke

Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!

(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)

amerlex aka border jumper is so dumb 🤡🤡🤡🤡 how can amerlex jump the border so fast? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

by amerlex March 4, 2022

The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.

After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper

by Officialsdays November 9, 2020

TFL jumper

what I wear on the train and underground over my cute black dress cuz i look slightly strange otherwise and would seduce every living person near me ;))

person 1:"Why are you in a blue jumper for our fancy dinner?"
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, it’s my TFL jumper, i promise i’m dressed up underneath"

😯😯😯

by bangtanbabe😹😡 September 1, 2023

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019