Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018

Jonathan

small gay dickhead no friends

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan

by bob picklesson August 17, 2020

Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagot” every day.

Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot

by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 4, 2019

Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.

Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked

by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017

Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.

Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family

by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018

Jonathan

Annoying fat ass

uh loock at Jonathan

by Papa Holocaust April 30, 2019

jonathan

One of the most awful people to have faced this earth

Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.

by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 8, 2018