Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.

He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah Scott

The greatest voice actor and Twitch streamer to voice a sexy anthropomorphic wolf who’s in love with a dwarf rabbit in an anime.

My friend, Jonah Scott has the greatest life!

by Nigel JD November 13, 2021

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022