The burritos finally ripened and I couldn't resist biting one right when I picked it and now I have burrito mouth!
by burrito queen October 22, 2013

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream
by mtb44 August 29, 2010

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
by Sebastian Iskra June 3, 2016

Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus
by @Coltocks on twitter January 12, 2017

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?
guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Another word for penis with ejaculations
by High coyote October 13, 2017
