Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

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Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

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Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

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Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

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Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

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MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show

I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.

by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024

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