hugh despensor

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"

Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"

by Babadebababa May 3, 2024

Hugh Pope

Professional beater, great back handing technique and can down anybody with one swing

Man: Did you see Jamie get hit?

Not man: Yes! Hugh was a proper Hugh Pope!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Hugh Heifner

Da sex-obsessed multi-millionaire socialite who caused immeasurable damage to many women's overall outlook of themselves, and made them feel just like cattle to be bred and traded.

Hugh Heifner himself may have shuffled off, but his despicable empire lives on.

by QuacksO October 25, 2018

Brooke and Hugh

the coolest people on the earth, very muscly and will have muscly children together

woah i wish i was like them, brooke and hugh are great!

by sarah69696969696969696969 October 16, 2008

Hugh

A complete putz.

A douche or wanna-be frat bro.
The kind of guy that you see everywhere and are NEVER happy to see.

He’s such a fucking Hugh, I cannot stand that guy.

by firehydrant12 September 7, 2025

Hugh

A beautiful person. Someone who will break your heart, drag it through the mud, but be as innocent as an angel throughout. The person that inspires all of those broken love songs that are just so beautiful you can't blame them. Usually used to describe heartbreakers. Most frequently used in the west.

"The song 'A soulmate who wasn't meant to be" is such a Hugh song, man.."
"I wouldn't have thought!"
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"Dashiell reminds me of a Hugh."
"That's rough, man."

by amanecer/jade/kade November 16, 2021

Matt Hughes

Ope! MATT HUGHES! IT WAS MATT HUGHES WITH THE ARMBAR! Hold on......................................................... Yup. Matt Hughes.

Hym "Ah, shit! It was Matt Hughes! Not Matt Sera! I didn't see a thing that reminded me. I just remembered."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023