wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)

"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."

by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006

Greenpeace Hot Pocket

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.

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by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

Georgia Hot Pocket

the act of puking in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

She was so drunk she asked for a Georgia Hot Pocket

by Jsin and Wil March 1, 2009

Washington Hot Pocket

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of putting shit into or taking a shit in the girl's vagina, you put an actual Hot Pocket in there.

I burnt my dick while giving some girl a Washington Hot Pocket.

by showmethefever May 24, 2010

cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014