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Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.
Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.
by nopreynopay January 11, 2025
mugGet the Snot Highwaymug.

highway rubbery

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.
Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
mugGet the highway rubberymug.

Eye on the Highway

A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway July 5, 2012
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Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009
mugGet the Highway Paranoiamug.

camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.
"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"
by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022
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the super highway

to perform this move you should be in a big rig once your in one drive down the highway with your woman and start fucking her and once your about to cum you pull up to a car with there windows down and blow your load all over them
it was so sweet me and Chelsea pulled the super highway all over your mom
by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010
mugGet the the super highwaymug.

Hemoglobin highway

1. a song sung by phineas and ferb in the episode Journey to the Center of Candace while there in a mini sub inside of candace

2. alternate word for your veins/artery's
1. just the two of us in an esophagus its time to get this misson a rollin dont mean to make a fuss but that was the pancreas
2. your hemoglobin highways are blocked up
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
mugGet the Hemoglobin highwaymug.

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