Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023

Heavy Face

Someone who is less than appealing to look at. Unattractive; ugly.

"Don't point but that guy over there has a heavy face. Like really heavy."

by D.J. Dripp Nasty February 25, 2020

Heavy duty

One that is almost fat but not fat yet.

Me “ oh my gosh that guy is faaaaat!!!!”
Grandma “ no honey that’s mean he is not fat...... he’s just heavy duty”

by King Koconino April 6, 2020

bro heavy

Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.

I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.

by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016

Heavy-ass

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

by Retard the third June 8, 2019

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas December 9, 2008