A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.
by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.
by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018

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by Kennzziee8 January 20, 2018

by Joe P. Moneyman February 3, 2023

Gage Caldwell is a badass mother fucker who slays poon by walking in a room. Usually Gage Caldwell is athletic gentle sweet and love to hit up on that fat ass.
by Gage Caldwell January 8, 2018
