GLOBAL PUSSY HACK

ME FIVE DOLLAR MAXIMUM CURRENCY

LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.

JARED IS WAITING FOR.

A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.

Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.

That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
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Global thot

A thot or thots that are in demand globally. A thot that has been around the world thotting
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Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
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global language

The most commonly spoken language in the world, and the language of business, trade and commerce.
"English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
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this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!
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global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn
We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning
by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017
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