Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas August 13, 2015

no fuck off

A word Gordon freeman used to kill someone.

combine:" pick up that can."
Gordon freeman " no fuck off."
combine: *explodes*
Gordon freeman:*walks off*

by Hat life April 02, 2023

Fucked Off

Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.

This Chainsaw is Fucked Off

by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020

Fucking off

Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.

“It’s a problem when I start fucking off on this man right?”

by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021

Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 08, 2022

Fuck off

Fuck off - fuk off

Dec said fuck off

by MeTHoDZz January 14, 2020

Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.

FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022