Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019

Evan

Hottest guy you’ll ever meet with a big dick and really knows how to please you. So sexy yet so adorable with his beautiful eyes and cute little nose. Best boyfriend in the entire world facts ❤️

Evan is so sexy !

by Mariah415 April 9, 2019

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019

Evan

Evan is power hungry super sexy funny handsome and charming a great person

Evan is a great guy

by IOI-655321 March 30, 2018

Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 23, 2019

Evan

A chill guy who's bisexual and has the biggest cock around.

man 1: Hey did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A complete dick head who broke up with his amazing boyfriend who would have done anything for him. (fuck up)

Evan just broke up with his boyfriend

by evan 2 October 15, 2019