Easter

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019

Eastern Tech

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !

Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.

by mommma August 4, 2008

Man eater

An intelligent attractive woman who get's all the guys and knows how to play the game better than the player himself. Commonly has an abundance of booty calls.

WARNING: Man Eater's are the man's worst nightmare!

Man Eater - Katie Morgan

by SweetSinxxx June 6, 2011

man eater

A man-eater is usually a girl who's really pretty. she acts all nice and sweet when she's really seeing a couple of people behind your back as well. She can get any guy and break their heart.

That girl is such a man eater.
I just man-ate that guy.

by xoxox_lil_bitch_xoxox October 7, 2005

eatertainment

The act of eating not just a means of satisfying hunger but a form of entertainment involving food photos, food porn, text messaging, posting and ogling before consuming.

That shopping center is an eatertainment mecca!

by logonhog January 30, 2015

Spit eater

One who treats employees rudely or unfairly, usually with conceit and/or sarcasm. They're the reason waiters spit in food at restaurants, and will therefore end up eating spit in their lifetime.

"Did that customer just bitch at you about how much fat was in her bacon?"

"Yeah. What a spit eater..."

by Dante Hadoken November 5, 2006

Beet eater

Derogatory slur against the people of the Australian continent due to their large consumption of beets on hamburgers.

"You stupid Aussie beet eater, why don't you go back to your convict island?!"

by Dan Clarizio March 19, 2007