doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Doing a Zane

"Doing a Zane" popularized during the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, is when the driver of a car floors the engine off of an edge (preferably a cliff) and crashes.

Ayo im finna do a Zane at this next corner.

Bro he hardbody for Doing a Zane.

He did not just Do a Zane without a car!

by jakington October 6, 2020

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on

Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'

by Endorium February 13, 2018

Doing a Theresa

The sexual practice of fucking the police up the ass while taking a dump on the prison system.

The Prime minister of England is "Doing a Theresa" again.

by D. Grey March 29, 2019