Herp a derp

Fuck a ho and you might just get the herp a derp.
by timmy9999 June 01, 2011
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Herp Derp

guy 1: what is that on your lip?

guy 2: It's herp derp.
by fjkhwlsbvipeuv February 21, 2018
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Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb
GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.
by Koowhipfluke October 25, 2010
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Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.
Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!
by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017
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emir the derp

A derpy person named Emir. Doesn’t have friends
by Hoimaster February 17, 2018
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Herp Derp

to act in the way of sexual conduct, and to release tension in the process.
He herped her til she derped.

Go herp yourself.

He derped on her face.

They herp derped
by nfalse February 14, 2011
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Herpa derp

Visible, oral Herpes on a hood rat (hoodrat can be either female or male, as long as the person has participated in hoodrat like activities).
"That bitch Liz got the herpa derp from daniel."
by El Libertine March 22, 2010
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