Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018

Danish

Danish is a super awesome, kind, beautiful, loving person. You'll be so lucky to know her and her being in your life. She'll do anything to make you happy plus she's really hot. All the guys who know her wish that they could get a chance with her.

Inshal: Omg look it's Danish look at her and her outfit she looks so pretty
yea she looks so pretty today

by Danish_lover<3 May 31, 2022

Danish Caviar

The typical danish cuisine that is the giffel. Everyone in Denmark loves and adores this wonderful snack, and it is therefore regarded as the caviar of Denmark.

Random dude 1: "My girlfriend got me Danish Caviar"

Random dude 2: "oh man, she's a keeper!"

by Random dude #2 January 22, 2018

Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.

Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.

by elly2 March 29, 2012

Danish Roam

A Danish Roam is when your Jungler (or the equivalent in a MOBA) tries to gank a lane, but dies to the enemy laner. Can be applied to any MOBA, but is most commonly associated with League of Legends.

Alekviggo (Twitch): Can u gank mid?
InCarnage (Zac): k
*An ally has been slain*
Alekviggo (Twitch): Nice Danish Roam, ff15

by HygenicFrank June 26, 2021

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025