Dani

A literal legend, if you are friends with a Dani, then you are also a legend. If you are a Dani, then you are probably good at watching TV, like really good at it.

Person A: “OMG, have you heard about the

new cool kid from next door?”
Person B: “Ya, what a Dani”

by Pseudonymosis December 23, 2021

Dani

A person you would seek for relationship advice, he also has a tight hole

“Dani, my girlfriend doesn’t want me to touch her”

by Brazilremedy June 19, 2022

Dani The Sex Bot

Dani is a friendly sex bot bot who loves dick picks from minors but is scared of them in real life. She might look like the owl from the gruffalo on the outside but on the inside she’s a sex bot

Dani The Sex Bot loves online sex

by Corey been bag April 12, 2023

Dani

A person who always acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they’re clearly not. Blames other people for problems they caused themselves. Usually rude, bratty, and full of attitude. Thinks they look amazing but is ugly yet makes fun of how others look. Always jumping to conclusions and assuming things without knowing the facts.

Stop being such a Dani and just admit you messed up.

by Steamer of Clevelands April 12, 2025

Dani

Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquial South London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.

'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'

by vickythestayathomemum February 18, 2019

danis

A popular term among tech yuppies indicating a person with a peculiar attachment to, or fondness for autistic behavior, regardless or not of whether said is affected by autism or any other mental instability.

Damn, that man with the tech backpack just started spewing random shit in public like, "I love Jalter and Japanese waifus". Must be a danis.

by reeeee3e March 21, 2019

Dani

Dani is the type of girl who can light up a room with her very presence. When Dani walks into a room the whole mood can change, she can walk into a funeral and make everybody's faces light up with joy just at the sight of her. Dani usually has bottomless, captivatingly stunning brown eyes which can suck you in like a black hole and hold you within them for all eternity. She usually has chocolate brown hair, great style, flawless body, and a one of a kind pussy. If you are dating Dani you are a lucky man, she will treat you with the most love you have ever had in your entire life and she is worth keeping for all of eternity.

Friend 1: "Hey do you see that girl over there?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, she is absolutely stunning, what's her name?"
Friend 1: "I'm not sure but she looks like a real Dani."
Friend 2: "For sure."

by Smoke Pope November 12, 2023