The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 09, 2018
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curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 05, 2022
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Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
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curbbing

Verb

curb-ing

Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.

Used as a reference to drug use

An act of defiance

A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.

A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/

"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/

"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/

"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
by MixMastaK November 18, 2009
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
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up the curb

1. A neighbor living next door/down the road
2. Borderline alcoholic
John lives up the curb.
Michelle is up the curb.
by olipoly7754 June 07, 2021
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CURB CREAM

A nationwide game firemen play. When the driver of the firetruck drives on the curb or hits the curb, he owes the other passenger firemen in the firetruck ice cream. The passengers usually chant "HIT THE CURB, HIT THE CURB!"
It was impossible to park, so I hit the curb and owed the guys curb cream...
by AdmirableAdmiral October 02, 2016
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