comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Biting the curb

Biting the curb, also known as ‘curb stomping,’ is when someone is forcefully made to place their teeth on a curb, followed by a stomp on the back of their head. This act often results in severe injury or death due to its brutality.

“ how did Brian die man ?”-joe
“They were recording him biting the curb for views on social media”

by Donthurtmenomore March 29, 2025

Curb sack

A male prostitute.

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.

by themandarin September 6, 2013

Curb Stomp

1: v. To place another's head on the edge of the curb and stomp the back of their head, so as to break their teeth..

2: an genre of music where in heavy metal lyruics are paired with Dubstep Music.

1. I curb stomped Chad Chadzly last night.

2. Last night's curb stomp set was awesome!

by TerraSouris March 1, 2024

Juice Curbing

When you’re so constipated you start squirting shit juice.

Jack: “Holy shit bro he’s been in there(bathroom) for ages”

Bennet: “Yeah he texted me that he was juice curbing, it will be a while”

by Taintcleanser November 24, 2021

curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.

I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.

by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020

Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.

Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018