Cruise-A-Virus

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.

(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"

by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008

Burn cruise

When you smoke the devils lettuce well going on a cruise

Mainly used in the fox valley and tricity area as a more specific term than roady

Hey man im going on a burn cruise wanna match

by Genesis8191 July 18, 2018

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Cruising for burgers

To be cruising around looking for something to do.

Man friday night was a bummer, no parties. I was pretty much just driving around cruising for burgers.

by sonsonsons February 18, 2009

Tom Cruise

A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.

gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise

by phobodobo29 October 29, 2006

Dub Cruise

Listening to reggae while driving and smokin it up.

i got the blunt rolled up let's take a dub cruise.

by Ally Boo Boo September 17, 2008

tom cruise

Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.

Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.

Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.

by ZurielSeven October 17, 2006