blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

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Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

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When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

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