When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
by Beers Lite May 17, 2020
Get the Sex on the cobmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cobmug. n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
Get the COB Sallymug. by Horizonogre November 8, 2019
Get the Web of Cobmug. When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Texas Corn Cobmug. by OG Cranie December 30, 2019
Get the Cobbedmug. by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020
Get the Cob Knobmug.