Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

All Clear

When Xbox support tries to make its customers more happy even though they haven’t done anything at all.

Person A: look! Xbox has solved their multiplayer issue! It says all clear!
Person B: Nope.

by FreeRealEstate100 February 25, 2021

crystal clear

Crystal clear (adjective): A deceptive expression used to precede insincere, misleading, or dishonest information. In this context, it no longer conveys the usual meaning of clarity and transparency.

"Let me be crystal clear: THAT money is not THIS money"

by ohuno1111 October 11, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

Clear Eyes

Brand of eye drop

Clear Eyes eye drops relieve dry, red, itchy eyes. Whether or not you wear contact lenses

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

crystal clear bleach

bleach but its clear and can be mistaken for water

little timmy almost drinked crystal clear bleach because he thought it was water

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Clear the neck

The act of getting rid of the Phlegm in your throat (or in this case the neck)

J: Hey Miyan, you need to clear the neck?

M: Yeah man the neck is clogged.

by Yakovic February 2, 2016