Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

Cincinnati Seven

This is a term for a female who thinks of themselves as a 10, but they're really a 4. Typically found in and around Cincinnati.

The bar is full of Cincinnati Seven's, let's get out of here.

by Timmonidus March 1, 2022

cincinnati brown noser

(noun, adjective): Traditionally, a brown noser is a person that likes to suck up or hang off the balls of a superior (boss, or teacher). A Cincinnati Brown Noser is quite different, it is much more sexual in nature. The proper definition is when a man 69's a woman with him being on top, in the process he sharts on her face, effectively gving her a brown nose. Also, another way to know it's the real deal is if the man laughs for at least 5 minutes after the deed is done.

Guy: "Dude did you here buddy gave his girl a Cincinnati Brown Noser, he said he laughed for 5 minutes uncontrollably, isn't that awesome!!"

Dude: "Wow guy that's dope, I better go eat some Skyline Chili, cause I was planning on doing the same thing tonight!!"

by frizzby April 10, 2007

cincinnati bowtie

after sex with a condom, the man waits for the woman to fall asleep, then ties the condom around her neck the same way a bowtie is tied, before sneaking out.

After i went home with that chick from the bar, i fucked her, she passed out, i gave her a Cincinnati bowtie and got the hell out of there.

by got heem January 27, 2011

Cincinnati flip flop

To change an opinion from a believable one to one that does not make sense

Jack: I used to think that the government should lower taxes because it would help economic growth. But now I think that the government should increase taxes to subsidize anti-zombie technology.

John: Thats a cincinnati flip flop

by Stu846 September 17, 2007

Cincinnati Pretty

The phenomenon of being pretty only by association.

I went to this party with a bunch of ugly girls but I met this one really cute girl. We went out on date and when I saw her in public I realized she was just Cincinnati Pretty.

by UncyJ December 4, 2010

Cincinnati salamander

When you cover your dick in pickle relish and go partly limp just before ejaculation so it's like a wet green amphibian in her vagina.

Dude, I came pickle juice and was half-limp. She just loves a good Cincinnati salamander.

by Joeytheslut10131991 March 7, 2011