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dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.
Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."
by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008
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cheesecore

A type of music comprised of annoying minor synths and feminine, very corny, lyrics. Usually enjoyed by gay people or girls wearing beads. The listener of cheesecore is almost certainly on drugs while listening to it and, if not, has done too many in the past.
DUDE! Shooting Star is the best cheesecore song EVER!

DJ En3rgy plays the BEST cheesecore!

I wish NO ONE would ever play cheesecore ever again!
by PenSPC December 12, 2008
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Cheeseburger Walrus

Noun.
From the SHOWCASE series TRAILERPARK BOYS;
An ugly and overweight woman who may or may not have dangling teeth.
"Check out that Cheeseburger Walrus by the bar with her friend, we may need a harpoon to take this one out"
by SmartCanadianAss April 14, 2009
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Cheeseburger

when a man takes his two balls and brings them up and sandwiches them around his softy dick, looking like a cheeseburger.

( )I I( ) <--try and picture it like that.
dude mike made us all piss from laughter when he made a cheeseburger. LOL
by Mr Poo's Poos May 21, 2008
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Dirty Cheesebag

A Dirty Cheesebag is when you get a girl whos down to eat your babybel cheese. But before letting her eat your Babybel you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire cheesesack. then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked cheesebag in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My girlfriend pissed me off so I gave her a dirty cheesebag.
by russianmadness89 May 6, 2019
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cheesebox

Adult book store? Why? I have my cheesebox!
by Anima May 23, 2003
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cheesEBURGER503

An unknown farmer. He enjoys plowing, and feeding his cattle. He plants carrots, and cucumbers, and horse radish and..alot more. He has a pup named spot.. He loves doing drugs, crack is his specialty, he is poor and cannot afford the real thing, so he sniffs on the crack on the cement behind the barn.
deo me may...may muon gi?
by joose November 21, 2004
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