Cali Edrington

The hottes and coolest person to ever walk the earth

I’ll never be as awesome and as talented as Cali Edrington, I’m so sad.

by Lupinsfacescars May 20, 2021

Cali

Short name convention of California state.

Hi! I am from Cali

by big_mommy_boy August 27, 2023

Cali

An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.

Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.

by Revenue June 12, 2018

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

Cali

Five in the pink plus 5 in the stink.

"Dude, I got so wasted last night that I gave my step-sister a Cali"

"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving

by Reneenaynay July 7, 2025

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021