by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018
Get the Calimug. Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
Get the Cali Driver’s Syndromemug. Cali is not just the nickname of a state she is also an amazing girl. Cali is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. She had the best personality and will stay by your side no matter what. She is a friend everyone wishes they had. Is you get a Cali make sure to never lose her. She is crazy and sometimes a little weird but that’s okay because that what makes her Cali. Cali is outright perfect and her blue/green eyes will make you fall in love. Her smile just lights up any room.
Girl 1:that girl is so weird but in the best way,you know who she reminds me of
Girl 2: who?
Girl 1: a cali
Girl 2: who?
Girl 1: a cali
by lover89736 April 9, 2018
Get the Calimug. "Dude, I got so wasted last night that I gave my step-sister a Cali"
"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving
"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving
by Reneenaynay July 7, 2025
Get the Calimug. The girl who is always around boys and who usually tends to be a tomboyish. She has amazing friends who are always around her and she is the most wonderful person in the world. You are lucky to know Cali, she has good grades, good education and is mostly is in smarter classes. She helps her friends out and likes to joke around in class and gets in to trouble A LOT, even if she has good grades doesn’t mean she is a smarty-pants. She HATES people who mess around with her or her friends and hates it when people take the Most fucking stupidest things seriously, if you are friends with her WATCH OUT with the things you take seriously, if you don’t things don’t work out. AT ALL.
by WowLAMOCALIFORNIA October 18, 2019
Get the Calimug. A word used to call the Vietnamese people that follow/are from the Republic of Vietnam specifically. ( Man these people are asses )
Minh: Địt mẹ cộng sản, tao muốn qua Mĩ
( Fuck communism, I wanna go to America )
Long: Anh em, thằng này là cali mà đòi sống trên đất Việt cờ đỏ sao vàng này. Địt con cụ thằng ăn hại đái nát.
( Bros, this dude's a cali but he's living in Vietnam. Fuck your blood, you cumberworld. )
( Fuck communism, I wanna go to America )
Long: Anh em, thằng này là cali mà đòi sống trên đất Việt cờ đỏ sao vàng này. Địt con cụ thằng ăn hại đái nát.
( Bros, this dude's a cali but he's living in Vietnam. Fuck your blood, you cumberworld. )
by AmogusLorePotatoBot June 26, 2024
Get the Calimug. King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.
by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021
Get the King Calimug.