by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018
Get the Calimug. Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
Get the Cali Driver’s Syndromemug. The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.
by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022
Get the Neo-Calimug. The girl who is always around boys and who usually tends to be a tomboyish. She has amazing friends who are always around her and she is the most wonderful person in the world. You are lucky to know Cali, she has good grades, good education and is mostly is in smarter classes. She helps her friends out and likes to joke around in class and gets in to trouble A LOT, even if she has good grades doesn’t mean she is a smarty-pants. She HATES people who mess around with her or her friends and hates it when people take the Most fucking stupidest things seriously, if you are friends with her WATCH OUT with the things you take seriously, if you don’t things don’t work out. AT ALL.
by WowLAMOCALIFORNIA October 18, 2019
Get the Calimug. The nicest girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful- let alone pretty. She is the best friend you will EVER HAVE
Guy 1- "Hey why is that hottie over there talking to the nerd?"
Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."
Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."
Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."
Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."
Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."
Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."
by CatarinaVega February 28, 2017
Get the cali fishermug. by TheSlangalanger February 10, 2024
Get the Make it calimug. A metaphorical type of permission for non-native born Californians, and/or guests (Tourists) to be in The Great State of California, analogus to a visa stamp one would recieve traveling to another country.
Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.
Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.
Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.
Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.
"now DMX got his Cali Pass revoked he can't come out to the West." - Kurupt as quoted in XXL Magazine in 2000.
"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)
"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)
by AbbaZabbA619 October 18, 2017
Get the Cali Passmug.