The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 09, 2018
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curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 05, 2022
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Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
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Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
I could really use a little curb church tonight.
by Sjflow August 05, 2018
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
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up the curb

1. A neighbor living next door/down the road
2. Borderline alcoholic
John lives up the curb.
Michelle is up the curb.
by olipoly7754 June 07, 2021
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CURB CREAM

A nationwide game firemen play. When the driver of the firetruck drives on the curb or hits the curb, he owes the other passenger firemen in the firetruck ice cream. The passengers usually chant "HIT THE CURB, HIT THE CURB!"
It was impossible to park, so I hit the curb and owed the guys curb cream...
by AdmirableAdmiral October 02, 2016
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