chapped

the description of excitement/joy or happiness

maxwell: i am so chapped that i won the competition

Cody: i’m so proud of you!

by toastysamwich13 March 9, 2022

Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Chap

When you finally understand something. Ah! I Chapped!

Wow! Thanks for explaining! Now I Chap!

by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂

by anonymous December 16, 2023

ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018

Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms

ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"

by cocktaste December 18, 2012