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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 15, 2019
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swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
by digital_poi January 13, 2016
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Champ

See you around Champ!

Don't ever say that around here. You just called him a cock sucker. - Mr Inbetween
by Michael Obrien June 17, 2021
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Champ

(sh-amp) An endearing term the 21st century woman. She's ever evolving and her standards are always higher than her champagne glass.
Oh, Lindsay? She's a champ.
by jordyblaine April 24, 2021
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tball champ

One who tongues testicles, usually causing quick ejaculation onto the face.
My girl is the Tball champ of dick sucking.
by Canyoudigitsuckka May 1, 2020
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champ or champion

A new term derived from the city of Inglewood. A city in socal that is known for “City of Champions”.
Sup champ or champion, you got plans tonight?

Not at the moment, but I’ll hit you if I do champion.
by Xxtastelezz13xx January 16, 2021
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Chili champ!

A guy named Bob from west deptford that makes award winning chili!!
Bob is the chili champ!!
by Chili champ bob November 15, 2023
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