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frozen custard

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.
Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.
by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011
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custard

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."
by idontknow12345 December 18, 2005
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Custard Hut

The sweet sensational multifunctional womens "Patch of Grass, Fork in the Road, Box lunch at the Y, Coochie. Cookie, Vagina, Etc"
Sam, Courtney sure is hot. I'll say, I'd deffinately like to have dessert and munch out at her Custard Hut. MmMm Yummy!
by Ronski April 7, 2008
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custard road house

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.
by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013
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Custard-gutter

1). External plumbing solution, specifically designed to catch and divert custard from the edge of a roof under precipitous conditions.

2). A lady's private parts.
It was raining outside, so I took the opportunity to clear out the wife's custard-gutter.
by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 12, 2016
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purple veined custard flinger

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.
by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010
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costar

This costar is freaken delicious!!
by slickchip September 3, 2009
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