Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block April 19, 2018

greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 04, 2014

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

by Big Daddy1919 April 11, 2016