beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.

Dude was beating the dime on her.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

beating the yee

When you have to floor the gas to make it on time you are "Beating the yee"

Person 1: We're going to be late!

Person 2: I know I'm beating the yee, we won't be late!

by Jestering pester August 11, 2017

beating your chicken

masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018