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Basketballs

They are a pair of basketballs, such a sexy relationship!
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.
Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.
by Gaymer69amongUS9 November 13, 2023
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The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
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your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025
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